Please be on the lookout for very strange creatures all weekend.
Reports are coming in from around the world of odd species being seen wandering in neighborhoods. Most of these strange beings have 2 legs and are less than 4 feet tall but, on some occasions they are traveling with what it seems is a 4 legged odd species of pet.
So far most people report that the little beings are pretty friendly, most do not seem to have a fear of humans but, you may witness a few of the very small ones run or scream in fear when they see larger creatures. Many of these oddities are so bold they will even come right up to your door.
Although most of them appear to be harmless, it is strongly suggested that you try to be as nice as possible. Reports say that these creatures are just out scavenging for food. Take note that they seem very happy to take a sweet treat and go on their way to collect more. If by some chance you are trying to be a “good” person and give the creatures something that you believe is healthy, like fruit…you may actually be angering the creature.
You will know if you have angered the creatures as they sometimes leave soap like substance on the windows of your car. They have also been known to leave webs of what appears to be like toilet paper in your trees and shrubs. These creatures are also thought to be very sensitive to people’s karma so, if you have been a jerk to other people in the past year…they are much more likely to streamer your trees or leave hard to clean off stuff on your windows.
I assure you there is nothing to be afraid of. These same strange sightings have happened every year for eons. After these creatures collect enough sweet treats they will go back to their homes and we will not see them again until next year.
Oh, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kat bars are not good for these creatures…if you have any of those…I suggest you send them all to me.